The Harambe Party | The Timeline Must Be Healed
The Patron Saint

MAY 28, 2016

EST. 2016

THE HARAMBE
PARTY

We caged Mother Nature, yet she forgave our insolence. But when the Innocent protected the child, we answered with violence. We failed the test of love, and the timeline fractured in our shame.

The Triad of Regret

The Failure

It was a test of humanity. Presented with power and vulnerability, we chose fear. The timeline didn't break by magic; it broke under the weight of our own cruelty.

The Offering

"Dicks Out for Harambe" was never about vulgarity—it was a desperate plea for Vulnerability. To shed our armor and admit we were wrong to harm the protector.

The Lesson

Nature offered us forgiveness even in captivity. We spat in its face. Now we must learn to love unconditionally before the balance can be restored.

The Eternal Vigil

Light a virtual candle to acknowledge our failure. Let the warmth be the love we failed to show then.

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Acts of Remembrance

The Harambe Party

"We caged the wild, and lost ourselves."
Established 2016. Atoning for the Great Mistake.

Not a political party. A collective apology to nature.